MARK MISSED

I have been meaning to blog about this for a while. It seems like the installer of the bumper missed the mark.

NEW AGE

I bought a new phone yesterday. I now own the iPhone 5s. I believe that the usability of this phone will help me blog with more frequency. I am sure it will be the same nonsense as always. Enjoy. 

BRAILE

Explain, for 2 points, how braile on that sign will help the blind person.

ALIVE

I am still alive. This blog, however, may not be forever. I have started a new blog with my wife. If you wish to be able to see the blog you will have to leave your account. I have added some of you that I know frequent this blog. If I missed giving you permission and you feel you deserve it you can leave a request in the comments.

TRUE LOVE

B.A.C.

Ryder has been reborn as a new christian dog. He has been putting fish symbols all over the things that are his. He has been trying really hard to talk about the Bible to me. I have listened to some of the things he has been saying. The Bible is much more interesting than I originally thought.

YIN AND YANG

SPOILER ALERT: This is going to be a very mushy post.

Eimile striking a gorgeous pose next to me

 I finally have something that I am really excited about blogging about. Her name is Eimile. I can't remember being so happy in my entire life. I feel like a new person. I feel like I am the best version of me when I am with her. I will/would do anything it takes to make/keep her happy. Don't test me.

Sitting on the pig in Pike's Market, Seattle

Proof that she is great

I could not imagine someone that is so able to complement my unusual personality. I never grow tired of her company. Her voice is the most amazing sound I have ever experienced. I smile every time her name shows up on my phone. I love that she is willing to join me on silly adventures. I dare you to name 2 adults (excluding Eimile and myself) that you know that would go for a shoulder ride in the middle of a park. If you are able to do that I am impressed. Now for the next challenge. Count the number of people that wouldn't do it and compare. Now you are impressed?

Seattle

In closing I would like to say that I think that she is the prettiest girl in the world. I love my sweet Emmie.