RESEARCH

I am afraid that I have a problem. If I scratch my stomach it leaves a red mark for about 20 minutes. It is time for another contest. I would like for someone to do some research and tell me if giving myself "tiger stripes" is an unhealthy thing to be able to do. Also, I will award a single point to the person that gives the best made up diagnosis, and a single point to the first person that does the research and tells me the actual condition.

Points

I am awarding points from Villian post.
Aimee- Two points
Annie- Two points- Mostly because you made me laugh with "skinny smackdown" (nearly offensive)
Bud- One point for giving me a signature move that caused me to laugh at when I read it.
Jace- Two points for "Robhurt Gore-ly" and a mass of names (I awarded points although some will argue that i only asked for one name and didn't know that they could do more than one) (not my problem)
Heather- Two points

My ruling is final, and I will not appreciate gripes about the points awarded.